Didn't Amy Tell HIM?

01/04/2012 Fresh from the Department of ADLADS (A Day Late & A Dollar Short) comes this bit of hilarity, an AP story, via ABC News.

Oh, man . . . I promise it will make your day:

Carter's Advice to Obama: Don't Alienate Voters

By GREG BLUESTEIN Associated Press
ATLANTA January 4, 2012 (AP)

Former President Jimmy Carter has some advice for Barack Obama as he gears up for the 2012 election: Don't alienate voters with controversial positions.

The Georgia Democrat told The Associated Press on Tuesday that just about everything he did alienated voters, from sealing a treaty to hand over the Panama Canal to establishing diplomatic ties with China.

Carter said: "If your main goal is to get re-elected, avoid a controversial subject as much as you can in the first term."

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